Water? Anyone??
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E.Coli, bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, simplified--- We are consuming 1 kilo of shit.However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water- to stop doing so. It has scientifically proven as an unhealthy practice.
THEREFORE- It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit, occasionally than to drink water and be full of it
Cheers!!!
posted by Naveen @ 1:12 pm
9 Comments:
"THEREFORE- It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit, occasionally than to drink water and be full of it"
Lol you come up wif the craziest stuff >.>
that sounds just about right, doesn't it? btw, are you working for an alcohol company or something?? you seem to be a good promoter/salesperson for them...boosting their business...hahaha....maybe that quote above can be the slogan for the alcohol company?
andrew ---haha, yeah , you need some entertainment at times and expect alot from yours truly, Nav
Anonymous----For your information, i don t drink, so yeah, the chances that may exist is very little. This is supposed to serve as a joke for those who claim to be clean, holy or whatever. Like my principle that goes, a smoker might not be bad person after all, God knows what he is undergoing--problems with his spouses,
ahh, aren t we all plain hypocrites? :0
rotfl man too good. But your reasoning is very scientific and sounds so logical. Of course some fundamentalists may not like it but who cares.(you know whom I am talking about)
what...????
Damn.
*takes a swig of air paip*
Haha.
p/s: btw nav were u in a green kancil at the housing areas somewhere behind the perumal temple are at about 730 pm sunday night?
haha!
makes sense!!
Guess most of us would prefer to talk shit than be full of it!
**"THEREFORE- It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit, occasionally than to drink water and be full of it"
LOL!
Keshi.
*ash*
- Thanks man- You cannot change fundamentalist(s). These are the group who sticks up to their virtues and frankly speaking, you can't never even express your views....So why bother ? take care bro
*jenna*
I was in Bukit Bintang, dear not in Perumal temple..hehe...Forgive me, God!!!
* Keshi*
Thanks
*Ekta*
Hi Ekta, my warmest greeting
I hope you liked my views. Do enjoy reading and ( blogging). All the best.
Wooooahhh - i'll never look at water the same again.
It'll be like "I'm thirsty, gimme some shit."
"It's a hot day, we need it to rain shit"
or
"Plants and life will die without shit"
Shit indeed.
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